Hello motherfuckers, cause I'm back from exile.

ihavewingslikekotex:

LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING CEREAL. THIS IS GODDAMN CAP’N CRUNCH. SHIT, YOUR MOTHER WISHES HER BREAKFAST TASTED LIKE THIS. BACON, EGGS, TOAST? NO THANK YOU. I WILL TAKE MY MOTHERFUCKING CAP’N CRUNCH. SHIT HAS MORE SUGAR THAN GWEN STEFANI, AND THAT COMPARISON MAKES TOTAL SENSE. WHEN YOU EAT CAP’N CRUNCH YOU DON’T SHIT PANSY ASS RAINBOWS. YOU SHIT MOTHERFUCKING NEBULAS.

LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING CEREAL. THIS IS GODDAMN CAP’N CRUNCH. SHIT, YOUR MOTHER WISHES HER BREAKFAST TASTED LIKE THIS. BACON, EGGS, TOAST? NO THANK YOU. I WILL TAKE MY MOTHERFUCKING CAP’N CRUNCH. SHIT HAS MORE SUGAR THAN GWEN STEFANI, AND THAT COMPARISON MAKES TOTAL SENSE. WHEN YOU EAT CAP’N CRUNCH YOU DON’T SHIT PANSY ASS RAINBOWS. YOU SHIT MOTHERFUCKING NEBULAS.

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Turn around, bright eyes
Every now and then I fall apart
Turn around, bright eyes
Every now and then I fall apart

And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you’ll only hold me tight
We’ll be holding on forever…